The Confederacy of Greater Cantonia is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and frequent executions. The democratic population of 1.599 billion Greater Cantonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 27.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Greater Cantonian economy, worth 69.9 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,702 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, and the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cantonia's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cantonia is ranked 35,906^th in the world and 54^th in Sophia for Safest, scoring 106.85 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.